Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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