I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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