redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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