I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.