you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?