I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back