I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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