So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
it glows. i had to have it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
pray to the hookup gods
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I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm too high and old for this...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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