my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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