I don't think brook has ever known best
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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