apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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