friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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