Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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