pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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