Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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