wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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