what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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