4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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