I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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