My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!