she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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