is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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