I'm really into asian looking animals
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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