please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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