margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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