Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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