if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
her vagine was all disorganized.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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