if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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