At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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