And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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