he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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