I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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