tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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