Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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