Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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