She is in my trunk
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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