My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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