Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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