Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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