If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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