so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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