just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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