i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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