is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
4 words: hood of his car
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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