sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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