Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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