watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i drank out of a bidet.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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