How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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