please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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