A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
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We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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