So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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