So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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