i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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