HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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