All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
North Korea, Best Korea!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. đ
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He sang the chorus to âInside of youâ by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldnât even be mad, that probably took talent
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