Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
