drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
17 year olds will be the death of me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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