She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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