Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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