gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Even my vagina gasped.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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