so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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